Abide by them or read someone else's lame narcissistic journal about themselves.
- There will be typos. This is a blog, not a graded paper. Get over it.
- I will post as often as I can, but I won't make any promises.
- Every time I inhale air, I exhale sarcasm, wittiness, and humor. I just want to make people laugh.
- This is not a forum for personal gossip or negativity. I'm leaving the drama for the ladies on The View.
- Comment every time you read. If you don't, I will think people aren't reading and will stop blogging.
- Like my blog. Liking my blog and following it shows me that people read my blog. It's on the right hand side of the page. Plus, then you get notified when I update.